Different characters you’ll meet in college
Disclaimer: All the characters, incidents and places in this article are fictitious. Resemblance to any person living or dead or any incident or place is purely coincidental!
1. The pretentious leader:
He is probably the CR of your class! He just loves to think that he can make anyone dance to his tunes. Like he is the supreme authority! But every one of us knows that we’d hate to be in those shoes! Collecting assignments, maintaining lists… Grr…! Nevertheless, the kind of enthusiasm they show for responsibility is just applaud-able!
*insert sound clip: applause
2. The deceptive physiognom-ist The moment she walked into the classroom on the very first day, you lost a piece of your heart! An eye candy that she was! And you scavenged for that lost piece and for ‘Super glue’ later… After she was your partner in the lab and you realized her countenance is only just trying to balance out her intellect!
“Output nai aaya? Chalo Font Size change karke dekthe hai!” #OneDropInstantAdhesive #Fevikwik
3. The Donald Duck Distinctly characterized by a semi-intelligible speech tone, you just can’t help laughing at it! Duck-a-doodle-doo??!
4. The Gambler Or the politician… All he does is plot! Trying to bring down every foe! You’re just tired of their tricks at times but you don’t want to mess with him either because you wouldn't want to deal with his shenanigans later! Play safe!
5. The College Heartthrob You’re just waiting for every tie and saree day and every traditional day to watch these people! Awww…!
6. Once in a ‘fest’ moons!
You’ll see them only at your college fests… Heaven knows what they do throughout the year otherwise! They must probably be called the day walkers by their kind! Or should we say Fest walkers?
#TheDayWalker
7. The Sedatophobiac He is just scared that the world might fall silent! Silence scares them! They must Yap! They always have something to say! Yap Yap Yap!
8. The Gang Be it the choice of a lunch table or an optional subject… They are always together… Team Players eh? They strongly believe “United we stand, Divided we fall”….
Oh! C’mon it’s college not a soccer game!
9. The Chamchas! Nonexistent throughout the year. Except when there’s somebody to guide them… Like a bunch of goats, or like pugs that go, “Wherever you go, I follow”. They are so faithful to their masters!
Woof Woof!
10. The Leonardo DiCaprio They might have not won the ‘Oscars’ but they are just THE Best! Their intellect is convincing, they’re talented, they’re what you like most, they've just patiently been there, sometimes unnoticed, but the coolest that could exist!
#TooGoodToBeJudged
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